So then my patient was all like...

When I’m giving hands-on breastfeeding support, bathing a baby, or otherwise have my hands full

My nose is like

When my pt and her husband are bickering in front of me and I’m waiting for an opportunity to leave the conversation

I’m like

When an even moderately attractive male doctor comes by

The nurses are like

When there is some especially juicy family drama going on down the hall

We’re at the desk like

When my pt takes off the mesh panties I gave her and puts her panties back on that had earlier rubbed her incision until it bled

I’m like

How I react to stressful situations

When I still have a stretch of shifts left to work, I’m like

When I’m almost done my shift and I know I’m not back tomorrow

When a new admission comes off the printer and the charge nurse looks around to see who should take her

I wish I could be like

When the hospital runs a series of mock codes

I’m like

When I ask a pt if she brought some panties to wear postpartum and she pulls out a thong

I’m like

When I heard we were switching back to mandatory white uniforms

I was like